Illegel Powdered Stuff

Hey guys hows it going? I just found some funny articles online and thought I'd share em with you.
Wow...what your going to read won't shock you but will make you question the kind of brains that exist in this world. Lets start with the story about two men who stole a secret formula. Not from KFC but from actually baby formula. You read that correctly, BABY FORMULA. These intelligent gentlemen planned on selling this formula and using the cash to buy good ole drugs, wait there not prescription drugs. Seriously, people have stooped so low as to sell things associated with life, love and happiness such as baby items? Now the next time you baby formula for your kid, ask yourself where the money is going to...These two smarties ended up getting a $500+ fine.
Speaking of smarties, you know the candy smarties? Its like little cylindrical packet of about 10 "pill" sized sweet candies. Guess what? A Middle School in Colorado is full of little buggers who instead of snorting this stuff in, blow it out of their noses. The point of this is to basically either compare it to other drugs, freak out your elders, or you're just stupid. The article goes on to say that this doesn't seem to be harmful but could cause maggots to form in the nostril or lung area. This school has had previous reports of this stuff with mentos and other shit. Clearly the education system in Colorado is suffering...Hope you enjoyed these stories, I'm gonna get me some smarties now...Take Care. Peace. -Magizzy
Secret Formula
Smarties Attack